As Shiites and Sunnis continue to knock each other off in Iraq and rant against the West, the search for a new Muslim sect has become urgent.

The revolutionary spin off, to be called Smiley Muslims, has only one religious duty: smiling.

No member is encouraged to carry a gun or don a suicide belt. Not even to rave on about how holy Islam is compared to any other religion and vow to kill all the infidels. Even praying five times a day or shouting "God is great!" is not required.

In fact, the Smiley Muslim is sort of the Islamic equivalent of Peter Sellers in Being There, with an ever-present, angelic smile. This is the sole reformative duty of the sect to Allah.

The new group is expected to quickly become the most popular and well-liked Muslim sect in history.

Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty," with "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience."

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